Boob tube and knickers
I was a confused child.

I have it on good authority (well, my mates and oddly enough one of our cousins), that my sister was (and still is) hot.

When I was a kid I went through a phase of doing odd things when I had the house to myself. Having already fucked my way through everything in the fridge to try and find something that felt like 'a real woman'* And having already had the obligatory five wanks while the rest of my family were out, I found myself in my sisters bedroom...

Moments later I found myself standing infront of her full length mirror wearing a spangly boob tube and a pair of french knickers, with my cock and balls hanging out over the top.

Is it wrong to admit that at that moment I felt the sexiest I have ever felt in my life?

I couldn't look my sister in the eye for a month after that afternoon.

And to this day it is my secret shame that I have, in point of fact, been inside my sister's knickers...


* Vanilla slice was the best, closely followed by a cleverly and anatomically correct hollowed out mellon/vagina with a bit of KY jelly added for extra realism.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:24, 10 replies)

Is it wrong to admit that at that moment I felt the sexiest I have ever felt in my life?
Fucking yes you pervey cunt!

pics of sis wil get you out of it


( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:37, closed)

I concur
Only by showing us pics of your sis will we ever get to the bottom of the is she/ isn't she hot mystery...
(Smaug rocked out with his cock out on:, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:39, closed)

thirded
pics of your sis or you will remain a dirty perv forever!
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:00, closed)

So let me get this straight...
If my sis is hot that means I'm not a perv. But if she's got a face like a bag of spanners that means I am? Cool. Def not a perv, then.

Dont have any photo's of her, I'm afraid, but she was in one of those posh FHM-Nuts-load o bollocks sanitized wank mags a few years back wearing some undies... (Not the boob tube and knickers I, errr, borrowed all those years back).
( SpankyHanky, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:06, closed)

That doesn't help!
Now we REALLY need pics
(SoneMe, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:31, closed)

This gets a click
It's honest, amusing and cringeworthy. Well written too.

Classic QOTW gold.

Well done sir.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:32, closed)

well done
dirty bastard
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:04, closed)

Did you put the vanilla slice back in the fridge?
Nobody would ever know....
( thistle, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:25, closed)

Are you the gentleman...
...nicknamed "Mr Kipling" who has been mentioned on these boards previously?
(kingnutter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:48, closed)

Indeed
I am, Sir. I remember when I was a kid my wise old grandmother sat me on her lap and bestowed unto me the most amazing nugget of advice I've ever been party to:

'If you cant eat it, fuck it. And if you cant fuck it, eat it...'

Ok, maybe she didn't. But it is good advice, me thinks...

Cheers
( SpankyHanky, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 11:02, closed)