My twin
I was, in fact, born with a terrible affliction that marred my early live. I was a conjoined twin. Myself and my brother were joined at the hip. At first it was great, my brother always there, and I was frightened of loneliness the eventual separation would bring. But soon our joined lives became terrible, not just because of the lack of mobility, but also because my brother was a damn freak... we shared certain parts, but we both had our own *essential* parts. However, he found it hilarious to mess with me, and used to tell me it wasn't really me etc. Every day was abuse time.

Eventually, it was time for separation, and the whole series of operations and procedures went well, well enough so that we both learned to live full but very separate lives.

My brother eventually went on to become very big in the physics field, whilst I went into IT. He excelled, so much so that he went on to work on a Nasa programme that allowed him to make a flight on the shuttle.

However, he did come back to the UK every now and then, and when he did, he would make his way back to my parents (where I was living at the time) and he would start again, taunting me about the former abuse.

My therapist said that maybe I should write some of my feelings down, and an attempt to get them out in the air. So I did, and I came up with this poem:

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me


Apparently, it had already bindun.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:14, 4 replies)

Haha...
Magic
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:39, closed)

Anyone who quotes Gloria Gaynor is gay by default.
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( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:13, closed)

Yep.
And they wear a great big pink girl's blouse.

Happy ny bgb.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:22, closed)

Pfffft!
Top marks!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:14, closed)