SiblingsBrothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.
Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
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a joke my little sister made upWhy was the pear green?
Because the door shut!!
I still don't get it, 20 years later.
(maybe there is nothing to get)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:48, 1 reply)
Why did the plane crash?Because the pilot was a tomato...
She's 24/5, works for a major accountancy firm, and it's not so much the joke that's funny, but the 11 minutes of her pissing herself laughing before she gets to the punchline that does it...
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Why can't the milkman deliver milk to the house on the top of the hillbecause a tomato is a fruit.
I heard this about five years ago from a young lady in a bar who like your sister was pissing herself for a few minutes before revealing the awesome punchline. Does she have blonde hair and amazing legs?
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MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:58,
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