Picture the scene:
It's boxing day, and little jimmy and johnny are comparing their christmas presents.

Jimmy: "so what did you get?"

Johnny: "I got a football, and a rugby ball, and a tennis set, and some dvds, and a Playstation 2, and loads of games, and a game boy, and some books, and a remote control car, and a remote control plane, and a little motorbike, that really goes! And I got LOADS of sweets and chocolate, and i got to go to lapland to meet Santa!"

Jimmy:"wow!"

Johnny:"yeah, I know!, so what did you get?"

Jimmy: "I got a football and a selection box"

Johnny:"That's a bit crap, isnt it?"

Jimmy: "Yeah I suppose, but then I'm not the one who's got terminal luekaemia."
( newg rum n coke, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:47, Reply)