A small girl and a Paedophile are walking through the woods at night.
The little girl starts crying and says 'I don't like it here, these woods are scary at night.'

The Paedophile says, 'Well, it's alright for you. I've got to walk home on my own!'
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:01, Reply)