whats the best
thing about sex with twenty seven year olds?

Theres twenty of them.

True Story, whilst in an Egyptian restaurant in Nottingham, a friend of mine pipes up with 'What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing she has been told twice' fine and funny except another friend of ours new girlfriend fled from the table in tears. She was on her first date since leaving her abusing husband of ten years who beat her daily.

Whats blue and fucks old people?

Hypothermia
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 20:11, Reply)