Ummm
Little Johnny misses a day at school.

He comes back the next day and the teacher asks why he was off.

"Sorry Miss," he replied, "Daddy got burned"

"Oh dear" says the teacher, "I do hope it wasn't serious"

"Well Miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium"

First post for fecking yonks. I'll go back to lurking now, but I do love that joke.
( kinell, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:09, Reply)