Ian Brady says to the prison guard.....
..."I'm pissed off, I haven't had a holiday in years!!!!"

To which the guard says :

"Come off it Brady, a few years ago we took you up to Saddleworth Moor, you had 3 days up there, all those wide open spaces and fresh clean air!".

To which Brady replies :

"Fair enough, but what kind of holiday was that with the kids under me feet!"
(Charlie Baked Potato, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 21:34, Reply)