Can't be bothered to check to see if this has been done.
Three men sitting in a pub having a drink and a chat, before long the conversation turns to masturbation. One chap pipes up and says 'We all like a good tug everynow and then, but when your fwapping away what do you do with your spare hand? , I'm usually holding a porno mag and frantically turn the pages past all the interviews etc.'


The second chap replies ' I'm usually holding the video remote, you known, pausing/rewinding a good porn movie.'

The third chap says ' I'm usually holding a wet
sponge.
' A WET SPONGE ??' the other two chaps reply.


to which hes says, 'Yeah, Im usually bathing the kids at the time.'
( Chumfatty, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:34, Reply)