The hunchback man
Two guys were travelling together through the country. Some day they arrived in a small town, and decided to stay for a quick rest. They went to a bar, and saw a banner anouncing a big party for that night.
"Hey, let´s stay here for this night, and we depart tomorrow."
"I don´t know, dude."
"But didn´t you look around? Haven´t you noticed that the majority of the people in this town are women? And how most of them are hot? I bet they will all go to this party tonight."
"Ok then, let´s go."

At night, they were in the pub, where the party was taking place. All the women, most of them very atractive (and single) were there, dancing, alone. The two strangers were trying to aproach to every chick, unsuccessfully.

At this moment, a man walks in the pub. He was a midget, ugly, hideous, stinky man with a HUGE hunchback. To the strangers´ surprise, at that same moment, all the girls got excited and ran to see that man. The two looked at each other, saying "what the fuck?"
"How can that... animal atract all the girls, while we, a pair of handsome guys can´t even seem to get their attention?"
"I will find out. I will talk to that hunchback man."

After some minutes, the hunchback man went to the bathroom, and one of the strangers followed him. Inside, he said:
"Hey, you, hunchback man! I wanna ask you something."

To what he replied politely, but with a terribly stinky breath:
"Sure, go ahead."

"Listen, my friend and I are two handsome, rich, intelligent men. You are short, ugly, stinky, and got this huge hunchback. Still, all the women in this town seem to be way more interested on you than on us. How is that possible?"
"Look, I am gonna tell ya a secret."

The hunchback man unzipped his pants and let his dick out. The stranger seemed surprised.

"This is my secret. Every time i show them my dick, they totally fall in love with me. They get so crazy about my dick that they even forget how ugly I am."

"Wow... but that´s a trully beautiful cock! Not that I am gay or something, because I´m not, but... man, this is the prettiest dick I ever saw. If I was a woman, I would fall in love with it........ in fact, if I had a dick like this, I would just keep sucking myself all the time!"

The hunchback man smiled and said:

"How do you think I got this hunchback?"
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 23:06, Reply)