Whats the best way to fuck a paraplegic?
Slash his tyres.

The original was told to a girl in a wheelchair, my mate had been flirting all night with her in a club, and she asked him rather openly 'would you like to fuck me?' His response was 'yeah, I'll fuck you, I'll slash your fucking tyres'

I was in hysterics.
He was kicked out.
( Muns, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 1:45, Reply)