Erm..
A bloke goes to the Doctor, and asks for contraception for his daughter on account of the fact that she is too shy to ask for it herself.
"Okay" says Doc, "how old is she?"
"11" comes the reply.
Doctor, reasonably shocked says, "you mean to tell me that at the age of 11 your daughter is sexually active?"
"Oh, no" says the man, "the bitch just lies there, like her mother"

/coat
( bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:07, Reply)