dead baby jokes
what bubbles and claws at a window?
a baby in a microwave

whats better then a pile of dead babys?
one alive at the bottom eatings it way to the top

whats better then that?
when it goes back for seconds

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?
i dont have a cadillac in my garage

whats better then 10 babies nailed to a tree?
a baby nailed to 10 trees

what do you get when a baby falls down the stairs?
an erection
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 5:50, Reply)