A bloke comes home from the pub
and gives a box to his wife.

She opens the box and theres a huge frog in there. "Whats this?" she asks.

"That" says her husband "is a wide mouthed frog. I just bought it from a bloke in the pub, who had trained it from birth to give the best blow jobs a man could ever wish for. I tried it out on the way home, and its true - it gave the best blow job i've ever had."

"Well what do you expect me to do with it?" Asks the wife.

"Teach it to cook, and then fuck off!"
(Daveybaby, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:25, Reply)