Three men are filling out a sex survay
They get to the last question which reads:

"When Masturbating, what do you hold in your other hand"

They all think hard, and the first writes "A photo of my wife, naked.", the second writes "A copy of Razzle" and the third guy writers "A sponge".

The analist is intregued by the third mans answer and phones him to ask why.

"Well," replies the man "I'm usualy bathing the kids at the time".
(Norfolk and chance, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:45, Reply)