ummm....
probly been done but here we go:

A priest is walking along the cliffside when he sees a little boy looking down the cliff miserably. The priest goes up to him and says "What's wrong?" The little boy points down the cliff to a big car wreck.

The priest says to the boy "Were your mummy and daddy in that car?" The little boy nods.

The priest drops his trousers and says "It's just not your lucky day is it?"
(mrcheese989, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:43, Reply)