Probably been said before
Two men are out walking, and decide to go off in different directions, walking for 5 miles, then turn around and walk back and tell the other about their adventures.

A few hours later, they meet up and one man hasn't got anything to report. The other one says, "I came across a lady tied to a railway line. I untied her and then made wild passionate love with her".

"Wow," says the other guy, "did you get a blowjob too?"

"No. I couldn't find the head".
(Wrecked Tums, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:59, Reply)