A few that made me giggle
What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her

What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common?
They don't fucking listen

What do you get when you cross two black people?
Your ass kicked
(moo_girl, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:32, Reply)