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Quasimodo has been chasing Esmerelda for years, with no luck. Finally, she takes pity on him and decides to sleep with him.
After the act, and Quasimodo has gone to sleep, Esmerelda is so sickened by what she has done that she throws up all over poor Quasi.
The next morning, Quasi looks at the mess and asks what the hell it is. Esmerelda is ashamed, but tells the truth.
"Thank Christ for that," he says, "I thought my hump had burst!"
(Wrecked Tums, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:41, Reply)