jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself?

He got the gas bill.

Whats the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?

at least Hitler tried to finish a race.

How many frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Don't know they've never tried.

What do you call a welshman with 6 sheep?

a Pimp.

Whats the definition of a Cornish virgin?

a 10 yr old girl who can run faster than her father and her brother.

you hear about Victoria beckham going in the guiness bok of records for the worlds biggest gang bang? her shaved cunt fucked the whole nation in 90 minutes.

how do you 5 indians in a mini?
2 in the front, 2 in the back & Mrs Ghandi in the ashtray!! (woo hoo!!! old joke alert!!!)

Did you hear about when they clearing the rubble from the trade centre looking for survivors the first guy they found was the italian bloke who used to sell hotdogs in the foyer. His first words were 'OK, who ordered two jumbo's?

The cleaning compnay responsible for the world trade centre lost their contract after the attacks, it was because they left the landing lights on.

Did you hear about the french mechanic back in '97 who had trouble getting the gearbox out of a princess?

What were Princess Di's last words? I can't wait til my head hits that pillow tonight.

Stevie Wonder overheard in conversation... I may be blind but at least I'm not black.

What do you call a paedophile pirate? Arr Kelly.

I'm a going to hell!!!
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:11, Reply)