Clunt
No Paul,

A clunt is someone who runs away from a chinese chip shop without paying.

All the best sick jokes seem to be up already, so I can merely offer a couple of excellent letters I read in Viz:

Dear Sir, according to the new advertising campaign for HSBC, the rudest thing you can do in Thailand is to show the soles of your feet in polite company. What rubbish.
The last time I was in Thailand, I shat on a ladyboy's chest while her sister wanked me off into their mother's hair.

Dear Sir, if Samantha Mumba came round while the missus was out and demanded a portion, this is the order I would do her in: arse, mouth, arse again. If I had any left, I would do her arse.

And top tips! Hippies! Don't waste money on expensive lava lamps. Simply put a torch under your scrotum and watch your balls float about in their sac.
(Cheesemonger, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:16, Reply)