A door-to-door salesman knocks on the door of the flat.
After a while a young boy opens the door.
"Nnnnnnrrrr," he says as he's a real Joey Deacon-style spacker, "What do you want?"
The salesman feels sorry for the kid and not wanting to cause him embarrassment asks, "Is your Mum at home?"
"Mmmmnnnng," the kid slobbers, "No."
"Is your Dad in then?", the salmesman queries.
"Nnnnnrrr, he's at work," quoth retard boy.
"Do you have any brothers or sisters in?", says the salesman, about to give in.
"I got a brother, mnnnng," the kid says, "but he's in medical school."
The salesman is taken aback and can't help blurting out, "That's amazing with your disability and he's in med. school."
"Not really, nrrrr." says the Spacker. "He's in a bottle."
(Doctor Evil, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:42, Reply)