another joke...
Nelson Mandela is sat at home watching tv when this little Jan guy turns up with a clipboard.
'I have lorry full of wingmirrors for you'
Mr Mandela looks confused and says to the guy 'sorry mate you have the wrong man' and the Jap guy wanders off.
The next day he returns with his clipboard and a lorry full of car tyres..
'I'm sorry' says Nelson 'You've got the wrong man'.
The following day the little Jap returns with two lorries full of car doors and wings.
He knocks on the door and when elson see's it's him again he loses his temper and picks the little Jap guy up' I've told you before you have the wrong person,I don't want car loads of lorry parts'
'Ah' says the little Jap guy looking at his clipboard'You are not Nissan Maindealer?'
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:21, Reply)