Man goes to the doctors..
Doctor says, "I'm afraid i have two lots of bad news for you. First, I'm afraid you have terminal cancer."

Man says, "Oh my god, that's terrible I'm going to die aren't I, what's the other bad news?"

Doc replies, "Well you also have Alzheimers disease."

"Oh", says the man, "well it could be worse, at least I don't have cancer."
(slink, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 17:15, Reply)