Sorry.
There was a black out in the street yesterday. Luckily the police arrested him before he did anything.

A Scottish man, a French man and a Japanese man are sent to a remote island by scientists to see how they survive.
The French man says "I will prepare dinner!". The Scottish man says "I'll chop firewood!". The Japanese man sits there looking confused so the men ask him to go into the forest and get supplies.
A year passes and the scientists come to the island to pick the men up. The Scottish man and the French man are there but the Japanese man is nowhere to be seen. The men say that the Japanese man disappeared in the forest and the scientists send out a search party.
The search party wonder into the forest. Suddenly the Japanese man leaps out of the bushes stark naked with a huge grin on his face and yells "SUPPLIES!".
(Blue Phoenix, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 17:27, Reply)