An oldy but a bloody oops errm i mean goody
A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy .

Suddenly the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall.

The woman watches with a look of horro on her face, gives out a loud scream and yells "MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ?"

The Nurse chuckles a little to herself. 'April Fools', she says, 'He was already dead'.
(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 17:40, Reply)