My favorite jokes
Why do women get yeast infections?
So they to, know what it's like to deal with an irritating cunt every once in a while.

What's 13 inches long, purple and makes women scream?
Crib death

How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw

What do you give a kid that's blind, deaf and retarded for x-mas?
cancer

and there's so many more of these festering in my brain.
(La Chockita, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 20:09, Reply)