I am going to suffer the fires of eternal damnation for this I just know it
What's pink and goes red at the touch of a button?
A baby in a blender.

What's green and smelly?
Same baby three weeks later.

What's blue and orange and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with deflated armbands.

What's worse than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit?
A pile of dead babies in clown suits.
(Quiet, you!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:01, Reply)