Whats the definition of self destrucion?
An epileptic leper.

Ok so the rest aren't really sick as such but they're some of my favourites.

Whats the definition of honesty?
A pregnant woman paying for two on the bus.

Whats the definition of a cheap skate?
The bus driver who claims it might be twins.

Whats the definition of innocence?
Nuns working in a condom factory thinking they're making sleeping bags for worms.
(Quiet, you!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:10, Reply)