mmmm cream
A nice middle class couple decide to take their young daughter to the zoo. They laugh at the penguins, feed the elephants and when they get to the monkey house, there are two monkeys fervently shagging.
“What are those monkeys doing mummy?” asks the little girl
“They are making cakes,” replies the mother somewhat embarrassed but smugly pleased with her quick thinking.
A couple of weeks later, there is a terrible thunder storm and the little girl gets scared and decides to find her daddy. And downstairs there her daddy is laid on the couch watching top quality bongo. He sees her at the last minute and turns it off sharpish. But not sharpish enough.
“What was that man and lady doing on the TV daddy?” she asks.
“They were making cakes,” replies her daddy
Another couple of weeks later the little girl approaches her mother in the kitchen.
“You and Daddy were making cakes on the sofa last night” she states
“How do you know that?” asks her mother, shocked.
“Because I just licked the icing off the seat”
( fr13day has everything required to be a Penguin, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 17:38, Reply)