How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?
-He worked it out with a pencil.

Why could Helen Keller play her guitar with only one hand?

-Because she sang with the other.

-Ida Mae passes away, and Bubba calls the hospital. The operator asks where the ambulance can find Ida Mae. He says "We're at the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asks, "Can you spell that for me?". After a bit of thought, Bubba asks, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
-Because she's a woman!
(Corn Dog, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 18:31, Reply)