3 Jews win the lottery
And scoop the £8m jackpot.

They are getting ready to divvy up the cash and one says:

"right, so that's £2 million to me, £2 million to each of you, and £2 million to the Germans"

The other two reply:

"£2 million to the fucking GERMANS? What the fuck for?"

Says the first jew, rolling up his sleeve:

"Well, they did give us the numbers."
( newg rum n coke, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:54, Reply)