A woman is giving birth,
and after the delivery, the baby is whisked away into the back room.
Several minutes later, the doctor comes out, and says:

"Well, we have good news and bad news"

The woman says: "well tell me the bad news first, then the good news will cheer me up"

The doctor says:

"the bad news is that your baby is ginger, the good news is... it's dead!"
( newg rum n coke, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 21:15, Reply)