Couple o' sick uns
The expectant father is waiting in the hall for his wife to give birth. He's pacing up and down, back and forth - nervous that something might go wrong with the delivery. Eventually, after much anxious waiting and pacing, the midwife comes out with the baby wrapped in a blanket. As the elated and relieved father walks toward the midwife, she grips the baby by the feet and starts smashing its against the wall, sending blood, brain and shards of bone spraying everywhere. The father screams in horror "What the hell are you doing!?" "Take a joke, man", the midwife says, pausing for a moment and letting the carcass drip onto the floor. "It was stillborn!"

What do you do once you've eaten a vegetable?
Put them back in the wheelchair
(GroovyGranule, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 16:34, Reply)