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A father is waiting outside the maternity ward when the nurse comes out and ushers him to follow her. She stops just outside the room and says:

"Before we go in, I should warn you - your baby wasn't born normal, he has some serious abnormalities"

"It doesn't matter" he says, "So he's missing a few toes or an arm, he's still my child and I'll love him"

"I'm afraid it's worse than that"

"Okay, so he lives his life in a wheelchair, I'll still love him"

"I'm afraid it's worse than that, perhaps you had better see for yourself"

The two enter the room and on the table is a pair of eyes. The father leans over the table and starts a little wave and smiles at his baby.

"Sir, I'm afraid he's also blind"
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 20:35, Reply)