A joke from my kid sister:
A man wakes up in hospital and asks the doctor what happened.
"I'm afraid you and your family were in a car accident," the doctor tells him.
"Oh God! How's my wife?"
"I'm afraid we had to remove her arms."
"No! She was on the verge of becoming a famous concert pianist. What about my daughter?"
"I'm afraid she has severe brain damage."
"No! She was on her way to Oxford and had one of the best young minds in the country. How's me son?"
"I'm afraid he lost is legs."
"No! He was going to be a footballer. Doctor, please, tell me this isn't true."
"Yeah I'm only joking they're all dead."
(Chom, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:30, Reply)