apologies fro speling and length
man and wife on their honeymoon.

one the first night the man comes downstairs and says.

i love to fish. who will come fishing with me. i will pay them £50.

well, the night porter agrees, but on the boat asks. 'you are on your honeymoon. why are you not fucking your good lady wife in the cunt?'

man replies. 'well, the lady, she has gonnereah. and you know i love to fish.'

next night same things happen. the night porter has been thinking about the man's situation and this time asks.

'you are on your honeymoon. i understand your wife has a disease of the cunt, but can't you fuck her in the arse?'

man replies. 'well, the lady, she has diareah. and you know i love to fish.'

next night same things.

'you are on your honeymoon. i understand your wife has a disease of the cunt and the arse, but can't you fuck her in the mouth?'

man replies. 'well, the lady, she has foot and mouth. and you know i love to fish.'

next night same things.

'you are on your honeymoon. i understand your wife has a disease of the cunt and the arse and the mouth, why did you marry this diseased bitch?'

man replies. 'well, the lady, she has worms and you know i love to fish.'
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 19:51, Reply)