Guiness Book of Records
Three guys are sitting round in the pub sinking a few.
The first guy goes "I'm going to try to go into the guiness book of records as the man with the biggest feet in the world"
The second guy goes "yeah well I'M gonna go to the guiness book of records and prove that I have the longest fingers in the world".
Not to be outdone the third guy goes "well I'm gonna go to the Guiness Book of records and prove I have the smallest cock in the world"
And off they go...
First guy comes out and goes "yeah I have the biggest feet in the world. I knew it."
Second guy comes out "I told you I had the longest fingers in the world"
Third guy comes out "hey have any of you ever heard of [insert male friends full name you're telling joke to]"
(flash, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 10:45, Reply)