Egad Brain
Little Johnny was curious as to the mysteries of female anatomy, so he decided one day to approach his father, who was sure to be a learned scholar on the subject.
"Daddy," said Johnny, "what does a vagina look like?"
Somewhat unprepared for this question, Johnny's old man took some time to gather himself, and replied with a knowledgable smile: "Well, before a woman has sex with a man, a vagina looks like a delicate flower bud, glistening ever-so-slightly in the morning dew."
"And what does it look like after she's had sex?" asked Johnny.
"Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise."
(Dogmatix, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 11:26, Reply)