Babies... sorry.
First, let me apologise for these. Deeply.

What's the difference between a baby and a chicken?

I don't normally come in chickens before roasting them.

While we're on the subject of babies...

Which way should you stick a baby into a blender?

Feet first.

Why?

So you can fuck its mouth as it screams.

– Note: Do NOT tell either of these jokes to fundamentalist Christian Americans. Really. Ever.
(redSpikes, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 12:47, Reply)