books....
some of the worlds slimmest books...

The Ethiopan cookery book.

The book of Great Italian victory's.

The wit and wisdom of George W Bush.

The introductory guide to the Irish intelligence service.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

to stop the Paki's building corner shops.

How do you oil a Fiat?
Drive over an Italian.

What does Fiat stand for?
Fix it again Toni.

What does Ford stand for?
Fixed or repaired daily.

What do you call a scouse bird in a white shell suit?

the bride.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?
Guilty.

to the tune of you are my sunshine..

You are a scouser, a thievin' scouser
you're only happy on giro day.
Your mums out stealin, your dads drug dealing,
please don't take my hub caps away.
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Tue 14 Sep 2004, 13:06, Reply)