Not sure if this has been done yet....
Little Johnny's late for school again, and sidles into the classroom just before lunch.

"Oh, Johnny!" cries the teacher, "This is the third time this week."

"Sorry I'm late miss," he replies, "But my dad got burnt this morning."

"Oh, not too badly I hope?" asks the teacher, suddenly losing her anger.

"They don't fuck about at the crematorium, miss."
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 15:41, Reply)