Sorry if these have been done already
... I've read a lot of them, you know...

Some Essex girl jokes (not really that sick though)

Q. What does an Essex girl and a washing machine have in common?
A. They both dripped when they're fucked.

Q. What does an Essex girl use for protection?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light on after sex?
A. She opens the car door.

Sorry if you're female and from Essex. Replace the word with Chav to bring the jokes up to date.
( heyrudi has just found this setting, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 16:22, Reply)