Sleeper Train HAS NOT BEEN POSTED HERE YET
A man and a woman, who didn't know each other, were sharing a carriage on a sleeper train. In the middle of the night, the woman taps the man on the shoulder, and says

'I'm cold, can you get me a blanket?'

'I know', says the man, 'why don't we pretend we're married?'

The woman does like the man, and is in a good mood, so she agrees.

'Good', says the man, 'get your own fucking blanket!
(Mr_Jums, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 18:00, Reply)