Can't be bothered looking to see if it is already there
The 12.15 Euston Express grinds to a halt as somebody has pulled the emergency cable....A distraut guard runs up and down the train twice and can't find the culprit... Very annoyed he arrives outside a toilet door which is locked... He bangs on the door and asks the occupant if they had pulled the emergency cord...

A screamed "YES" was the reply

"Why?"

"BECAUSE I'VE GOT PILES!!!"

"That's no reason to pull the emergency cord" replys the guard, "I've got piles and I haven't pulled it!"

"YES, BUT YOURS AREN'T WRAPPED AROUND THE AXLE"

Wah, Wah, Wahhhhhhh!
(MadPeeps, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 19:07, Reply)