a few from my fone
that i keep getting sent, again apologies if any of them have already made it onto this!

My dick is big
Her ass is tight
I poked her anus with delight
But halfway there i hit a bump
The bitch forgot to take a dump
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3 holymen on a sinking ship at sea.
The minister shouts " save the children!!". The rabbi shouts " fuck the children!!", the priest shouts: " Do we have time?"
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Man goes to the doctor after being raped by an elephant. The Dr says " funny, your ass is 10 inches wide but an elephants cock is only 3 inches wide!" To which the man replies " well the bastard fingered me first"
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Due to the success of the last cockle picking trip, the invite is extended to pakis, wogs, gays and chavs.
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and finally....
The US police dept. were said to be quite happy that Michael jackson dangled his little boy over a balcony. One officer said " normally he just tosses them off,"
(i see red people, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 20:06, Reply)