Corn on the cob
Two men get lost in the middle of some woods one night and see an old house in the distance. It's raining really heavily and they really want shelter, so they knock on the door. A hideous old lady answers and tells thenm the only way they can stay there is if one of them fucks her silly. They look at each other and decide to go ahead with it as there are probably wolves or bears in the woods anyway.

Bed time comes and the two are drawing straws in the kitchen. The loser goes to bed in a plush room upstairs and the other thinks about what to do, so he gets a corn on the cob out of the fridge, wams it up a little and goes upstairs. He uses it on the old lady for hours, and he's really rathe glad as it looks a bit like a case of finding the right wrinkle. He goes back downstairs, puts the sweetcorn bak in the fridge and goes to bed on the sofa in the lounge.

Next day they are walking home and one turns to the other and says, "So how did it go?" The other traumatised by the memory of the little nakedness he saw says

"Fine, how was your night?"

And he says "Well, in the middle of the night I got the munchies and ate this melt in the mouth sweetcorn, you should have seen the butter...."

Obvious I know... *getting coat*
(Tix Keeper of the Smurf, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:18, Reply)