twinkie
A man takes his daughter with him to the barber shop. She's happily eating a snack cake while her father sits in the chair. Unfortunately, she keeps getting closer and closer so she can see what's going on, but she's mostly getting in the barber's way.

Barber: "Honey, watch out now, I need some room."

The girl steps back a bit, only to come closer within a minute or two, still eating the snack cake.

Barber: "Look out now, you're in the way."

Again, the girl steps back, but comes closer again shortly afterward.

Finally the barber has had enough. Needing to get her to stay out of his way, he says with frustration, "You know, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie."

To which the young girl perks up and replies, "I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too!"
(unbeknownst2u, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 6:38, Reply)