A few racist jokes...
Q. What's black and creamy?

A. Wogurt

Q. What's black and slides down the inside of windows?

A. Coondensation.

Q. What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?

A. A Rottweiler

Q. How do you stop two black blokes raping a white women?

A. Throw them a basket ball...

Q. Why did God give blacks such good rythm?

A. He felt so guilty for f**king up their hair...

My black neighbour came round last week and said...

Mr. MadPeeps, your living room seems the same size as mine... as I'm decorating can you tell me how many rolls of paper you last used when you did yours?

"Yes" I said "fourteen."

A week later he catches me again and says...

"Mr MadPeeps, I was left with five rolls!"

"Well Bugger me, so was I"
(MadPeeps, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 10:09, Reply)