Got a couple probably already here but hey
What's pink, 10 inches long and makes a woman scream in the morning?
Cot death.

how do you know your sisters on her period?
from the tast of you dads dick.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?
Cos when they were told to 'get down' they got up and started dancing!
(Starzy had a headache on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 14:17, Reply)